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| A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lions mouth," the vet told him."How do I do that?" he asked."Car... more
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| 2. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.... more
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| 3. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Zoo Keeper:"Ive lost one of my elephants"Other Zoo Keeper:"Why dont you put an advert in the paper?"Zoo Keeper:"Dont be... more
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| 4. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and... more
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| 5. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Whats the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the... more
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| 6. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?BERT: No, what happened?FRED: We... more
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| 7. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?A zoo-t suit!... more
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| 8. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages"An whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keep... more
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| Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of he... more
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| Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!... more
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